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THE NATIONAL COLLECTION · EST. THIS AFTERNOON

Personal economies of unusual importance.

The Reserve preserves the finest known examples of pet-backed finance, executive self-belief and operational accounting that almost reconciles.

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Personal economy specimens

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Engraved portrait of Minister Marmalade
THE SELF-ISSUED RESERVE PRESENTS

Minister Marmalade

Governor of Household Liquidity

9 LIVES IN RESERVE
MMFISH
Pet-Backed

A feline-backed instrument with nine reserve lives and no disclosed position on curtains.

Currency collapsed after the minister discovered a warm rectangle of sunlight.
SPECIMEN · NOT LEGAL TENDER5050
Engraved portrait of Commodore Biscuit
THE SELF-ISSUED RESERVE PRESENTS

Commodore Biscuit

Director of National Snack Reserves

50 TREATS ON DEMAND
MMFISH
Pet-Backed

Issued against the full biscuit reserves of a small pug with a large defense budget.

Redemption was suspended when the reserves were eaten during the audit.
SPECIMEN · NOT LEGAL TENDER11
Engraved portrait of Auditor Bandit
THE SELF-ISSUED RESERVE PRESENTS

Auditor Bandit

Overnight Comptroller

1 UNATTENDED SANDWICH
MMFISH
Night Shift

A nocturnal note collateralized by bins, keys and sandwiches nobody labeled clearly.

The balance sheet was found behind the garage with several convincing bite marks.
SPECIMEN · NOT LEGAL TENDER100100
Engraved portrait of Wallace Cashington
THE SELF-ISSUED RESERVE PRESENTS

Wallace Cashington

Founder & Chief Portrait Officer

100 UNITS OF FOUNDER CONFIDENCE
MMFISH
Executive

The benchmark self-issued asset, backed by one founder looking toward the middle distance.

Markets rose on the portrait and fell after reading the biography.
SPECIMEN · NOT LEGAL TENDER3737
Engraved portrait of Penny Benjamin
THE SELF-ISSUED RESERVE PRESENTS

Penny Benjamin

Chief Denomination Officer

37 PRECISE RECTANGLES
MMFISH
Executive

A deliberately inconvenient denomination for transactions requiring emotional precision.

Vending machines requested additional nuance and were removed from the focus group.
SPECIMEN · NOT LEGAL TENDER2020
Engraved portrait of Chas Sterling
THE SELF-ISSUED RESERVE PRESENTS

Chas Sterling

Chair of the Board of Chairs

20 TABLED MOTIONS
MMFISH
Governance

A governance instrument whose value remains pending until the next properly constituted lunch.

The note was approved unanimously by everyone still in the room.
SPECIMEN · NOT LEGAL TENDER77
Engraved portrait of Dr. Nia Applegate
THE SELF-ISSUED RESERVE PRESENTS

Dr. Nia Applegate

Director of Confident Forecasting

7 FORWARD-LOOKING VIBES
MMFISH
Executive

A forecast-linked security maturing whenever the original prediction becomes difficult to locate.

Performance exceeded the revised target, which was revised after performance.
SPECIMEN · NOT LEGAL TENDER4949
Engraved portrait of Alejandro Mercado
THE SELF-ISSUED RESERVE PRESENTS

Alejandro Mercado

Vice President of Crispness

49 SHEETS ACCOUNTED FOR
MMFISH
Operational

Fifty sheets entered production. This instrument represents the forty-nine willing to testify.

The missing sheet retains fugitive-asset status and excellent legal counsel.
SPECIMEN · NOT LEGAL TENDER11
Engraved portrait of Buckminster Green
THE SELF-ISSUED RESERVE PRESENTS

Buckminster Green

General Counsel-ish

1 MATERIAL CAVEAT
MMFISH
Governance

A heavily qualified obligation payable in disclaimers, warm regards and maybe Tuesday.

Legal approved the note after defining approval as continued proximity to the document.
CURATORIAL POLICY

No specimen is valuable. Every specimen looks promoted.

The collection demonstrates a central institutional principle: place nearly any face inside an engraved oval and the public will assume it has a position on interest rates.

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