Questions the institution was hoping you would not organize.
Clear answers concerning photographs, nonexistent fulfillment, novelty currency and the operational meaning of three February 29ths.
The product that does not quite exist
Will I receive fifty printed bills for $12?
No. The $12 button is an exhibit about commerce, optimism and the dangerous expectations created by orange rectangles. It collects no payment, asks for no address and sends you to a confirmation page whose logistics department is entirely prose.
Then why does the site say free shipping?
Because shipping something that will never be dispatched is among the most affordable fulfillment models currently available. Our margins remain confidential and theoretically excellent.
When will my order arrive?
Orders ship within three February 29ths. The dates need not be consecutive, and the order need not exist. This timetable has reduced late deliveries to a matter of philosophy.
Your face and our complete lack of custody
What happens to the photo I upload?
Your photo stays in your browser while you design the bill. The Money Maker does not upload or store it on our server. Closing or refreshing the page concludes your term as portrait authority.
Does the maker support HEIC photos?
Yes. The site converts supported HEIC and HEIF images in your browser, alongside JPG, PNG and WebP files. Some unusually inventive files may still resist public service; exporting a JPG remains the diplomatic fallback.
Can I move and enlarge my portrait?
Yes. Drag the portrait inside the oval to reposition it. Scroll over the bill or use the zoom control to enlarge it. The institution encourages responsible use of forehead liquidity.
Legal tender and other phrases counsel underlined
Is this real money?
No. It is conspicuously fictional novelty design: marked as a specimen, not legal tender and unsupported by any government, central bank, commodity reserve or especially persuasive uncle.
Can I print or spend it?
The site is for parody and on-screen entertainment. Do not reproduce it at currency size, present it as genuine, alter real money or attempt to purchase a yacht. The yacht community has suffered enough uncertainty.
Does anything here constitute financial advice?
No. Nothing here should influence an investment, loan, tax return, interest-rate decision or choice of trouser pocket. True money facts appear in the history and games sections; the surrounding authority remains decorative.
Institutional operations
Who runs Make Money Fast?
Six leaders, several wigs, one green person and a board whose independence is demonstrated by nobody knowing what the others are doing. Their biographies, offices and unrestrained memoranda are available throughout the institution.
Can I contact the Reserve?
Yes. The contact form stores your message and reply details in a private database protected by rate limits, a hidden spam trap and the confidence of the correspondence clerk. Your uploaded bill photo is not included.
Why is the institution in Vermont?
Our London heritage was allegedly moved brick by brick to an undisclosed Vermont location, including medieval foundations that strongly objected to the customs paperwork. The rooms are inspired by Syon House. The relocation is not.